Things You Never Thought You'd Have To Say:

~Don't put the cat in the toilet/oven/hot tub.

~Don't eat that if it came out of the trash can.

~The closet rod is for hanging clothes, not gymnastics.

~Thank you for not pooping on the floor.

~It's 30 degrees outside; you're not wearing a swimsuit.

~All I want is 5 minutes of quiet! (Followed 15 minutes later by:)

~WHY is it so quiet in here!? (They were putting make up on each other.)

~You can't play in the fireplace.

~If you flush one more toy down the toilet I'm throwing them all away.

~I'm glad that you're working together, but someone is going to get hurt. (In regards to scaling the sides of the bunkbeds with yarn. Sarah volunteered to hold the yarn and watch unsuspecting Patrick plummet to the ground from the top. These are not average bunkbeds-they are HUGE.)

~How does the remote keep winding up in the bathtub?

~Why are you naked AGAIN?


This was just today. It's 3 in the afternoon. I may be adding to this list.................